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Fall trends. I'm a psycho and love nothing more than an organized closet chockablock of folded fall favorites, eager for a crisp day for their debut. But I do have to wonder, as always, which of the trends are fetching, and which leave you retching? Thoughts? Feel free to post your own questionable or must-do/must-try fashion statements in this forum. "But not a real green dress, that's cruel....